Oh good, Paris has turned up. It’s just not the same without her, is it?

In she flounces, dressed like she’s running for local government. She has brought a man with her. His name is Robbie Mullett, long-lost half-brother of Timmy Mallet.

His purpose is yet to be uncovered but he appears to be on site as a human buffer in the forthcoming stand-off between Paris and Verity. A feud no-one – in the cast or watching at home – actually cares about seeing resolved.

After weeks and weeks of this, The Triceps Trio are still gallivanting around flashing their wares. Ruby – who they say is a member of The Triceps Trio, despite that effectively turning it into a quartet – is on hand with oranges. Miles has his top off so that he can suck on the citric juice and let it stickily drip down his bare skin.

Talking of sticky stuff, he and Inga ‘snuggled’ last night. Presumably he put on Sounds Of The Congo: Volume II while they were at it, having used Vol I last week.

Reza arrives and it’s all a bit awkward because his girlfriend is stood there with David, Goliath and Orson Welles so, in a panic, starts high-fiving them all. It’s a bit weird that Miles is shirtless when surely they filmed this in March but God loves a trier.

Off Reza and Ruby pop, no doubt for some private high-fiving, leaving Miles to brand Reza’s behaviour ‘weird’.

‘If I hadn’t seen my girlfriend for ages I would be all over her,’ Julius pipes up. You’re more likely going to be singing to her from the Angela Lansbury Greatest Hits track list, let’s face it Julius.

You can tell Robbie is a Made In Chelsea newbie because he feels the need to drop in that he knows Princess Beatrice within five minutes of arriving. To make it worse, he calls her ‘Princess Bea’. We get it Robbie - you once went to Royal Lodge. Everyone’s been there, alright!

Gareth tells Ollie he looks like a cross between Victoria Beckham and the puppet from Saw. Ollie’s not amused but this has the potential to be an iconic look.

Reza asks Inga if ‘Minga’ are official yet. Clearly peeved about the fact that Minga is far from any semblance of being official, she chucks Ruby under the bus by mentioning that Miles introduced Ruby to his French father via Skype, even though it has nothing to do with anything they are currently discussing.

‘Miles’ dad thought you were his girlfriend!’ Inga says, leaving Reza quietly seething.

That evening, Maeva takes it upon herself to get involved in Miles and Inga’s flatlining romance by telling Inga that Miles can’t really stand her.

This is true. For example, if Miles was trying to escape a desolate farmhouse with a serial killer in it, and he heard Inga inside screaming, it’s obvious he wouldn’t go back. If he heard Ruby, however - he would.

After Maeva plants the seed of doubt, she says to Inga, ‘I’m going to stop now, I’ve said too much,’ but is sure to finish with: ‘But the guy you are dating – his intentions are not real!’

Oblivious Miles is walking around with a towel over his shoulder while this is going on, much like the father of a family of four at 7AM at a Spanish resort trying to reserve a sun lounger.

At tennis the next day, Robbie cannot be bothered. He is probably tired from all that royal name-dropping.

They decide that tonight’s the night Verity and Paris should clear the air. Verity is not aware of this and, it’s safe to say, likely doesn’t care. It’s like one of the producer’s has said to another, ‘hey Barry - Paris and Robbie are here, we should probably give them something to do, don’t you think?’

Miles finds Ruby on a laptop ‘working’. Presumably Models 1 (or wherever she claims to work) is falling apart without her there. He perches on the table and tries to get her to tell him he should be on her modelling books but Ruby isn’t having any of that.

Instead, she tells him that Inga needs to get in the bin.

By sheer coincidence, Inga then appears and asks for a chat with Miles. He tells her how his French dad said she ‘sound like trouble’. Miles dumps Inga and she’s devastated because her storyline is slipping from her grasp and she could be sent packing at any given moment by Producer Barry.

The pearls and feathers are out for the Prohibition Party.

Sophie’s arrived. She’s slipped in via the back door and is wowing in androgynous chic. She’s holding court with The Triceps Trio, talking about FaceTime sex and dismissing Maeva and Inga with one swish of her highball tumbler.

The make-up no-one is anticipating happens. Verity apologises to Paris. Literally, what even did they fall out about? Who cares? It’s safe to say we’re on Verity’s side and that’s the end of it. Thank God Robbie was there to stand in the middle and do absolutely nothing though.

There’s a lot of ill-feeling at this party and everyone’s lingering around in corners of the room as if it’s a family reunion in a church hall.

Emily and Liv manage to put their differences to bed. Liv ‘forgives’ Emily for ‘screaming and shouting’ at Tristan even though that really didn’t happen. But whatever, they’re friends again.

Reza has clearly been to some sort of anti-anger camp while he’s been absent, as he seems more chilled than usual.

Maeva’s on the warpath and has Miles and Ruby in her sights. She stalks over to Ruby and Reza to ask where Miles is. She is only doing this so she can insinuate in front of Reza that Ruby and Miles are always together.

This is a bit silly seeing as Ruby just wants someone to slice oranges for and Miles is desperate for her to sign him as a model.

Meava then flaunts off to locate Miles and have a snide chat with him, which he is utterly disinterested in, leaving her alone and seething under a filament patio heater.